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Adventures in food for curious cooks.

Unfortunate Cooking

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Fake News from The Daily Punctilio: Cafe Salmonella Out

This week, the tragic consequences of an ersatz restaurant review.

categories Season 2
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, a series of unfortunate events, Cafe Salmonella, salmon, VFD, The Ersatz Elevator, The Daily Puctilio, Herring Houdini, asparagus, wk5

This week, we have a Very Fancy Dinner at Cafe Salmonella.

categories Season 2
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, a series of unfortunate events, Cafe Salmonella, salmon, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Count Olaf, Duncan Quagmire, Isadora Quagmire, Esme Squalor, In Auction, VFD, The Ersatz Elevator, wk4

A desperate letter from boarding school. Remember, you are my last hope that delicious food can again be enjoyed by the general public.

categories Season 1
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, Prufrock Preparatory School, Baudelaires, Peppermint Pretzel Bark, Count Olaf, Cafe Salmonella, Carmelita Spats, wk13