Parsley Soda is In
Lynley Jones
This week, we struggle to emerge from the murky depths.
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Unfortunate Cooking
Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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Exclusive: The Esme Squalor Interview
Lynley Jones
The Daily Punctilio’s exclusive interview with Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city’s 6th most important financial advisor. She shares her innest recipe and introduces us to a handsome foreign auctioneer named Gunther.
Read MoreFish Out of Water at Cafe Salmonella
Lynley Jones
This week, we have a Very Fancy Dinner at Cafe Salmonella.
Read MoreA Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets
Lynley Jones
This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.
Read MoreA Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Messy Middle
Lynley Jones
Season 2 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 5-9, and the ill-conceived second season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
Read MoreMiserable Meals
Lynley Jones
This week, you can't judge a website by its cover, because it doesn't have one. Plus, what to eat while hiding in a cave.
Read MoreLake Lachrymose Cooking School
Lynley Jones
This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.
Read MoreCupcakes and Catastrophe
Lynley Jones
This week, all is not as it appears to be, and Sunny tells it like it is. And there's cupcakes.
Read MoreUnfortunate Porridge and a Baleful Breakfast
Lynley Jones
This week we avoid cannibals and reveal an evil plot to destroy breakfast.
Read MoreIt Gets Worse, but There's Pudding
Lynley Jones
This week, we have pudding. And chocolate. And chocolate pudding. And Julia Child. And many more words, most of which are too unpleasant to read.
Read MoreA Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning
Lynley Jones
Season 1 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 1-4, and the first irresponsible season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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