Mr. Remora's Bananas

April 21, 2018Lynley Jones

The misuse of bananas can drive one to a life of villainy or insanity. This recipe for a Very Fashionable Dish might help.

categories Season 2
tags a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate recipes, wk3, The Austere Academy, Prufrock Preparatory School, Mr. Remora, Mrs. Bass, bananas, library, Lake Lachrymose, VFD, Volunteer Fire Department

This week, we bring our own lunch to an infiltration. And, I'm sorry to say, there's also Carmelita Spats.

categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Prufrock Preparatory School, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, couplets, burritos, Larry the Waiter, cafeteria, Lake Lachrymose, lunch, The Austere Academy, Lemony Snicket, wk2, poem

This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.

categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Isadora Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Prufrock Preparatory School, Aunt Josephine, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, couplets, wk1

A desperate letter from boarding school. Remember, you are my last hope that delicious food can again be enjoyed by the general public.

categories Season 1
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, Prufrock Preparatory School, Baudelaires, Peppermint Pretzel Bark, Count Olaf, Cafe Salmonella, Carmelita Spats, wk13