Parsley Soda is In
Lynley Jones
This week, we struggle to emerge from the murky depths.
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Unfortunate Cooking
Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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Exclusive: The Esme Squalor Interview
Lynley Jones
The Daily Punctilio’s exclusive interview with Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor, the city’s 6th most important financial advisor. She shares her innest recipe and introduces us to a handsome foreign auctioneer named Gunther.
Read MoreFish Out of Water at Cafe Salmonella
Lynley Jones
This week, we have a Very Fancy Dinner at Cafe Salmonella.
Read MoreOde to a Burrito
Lynley Jones
This week, we bring our own lunch to an infiltration. And, I'm sorry to say, there's also Carmelita Spats.
Read MoreA Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets
Lynley Jones
This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.
Read MoreA Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Messy Middle
Lynley Jones
Season 2 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 5-9, and the ill-conceived second season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
Read MoreFollow A Series of Unfortunate Recipes
Lynley Jones
If you are not currently wearing an elaborate disguise that prevents you from eating, you may enjoy these recipes from my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans' true culinary history. Come for the delicious food; stay for the terrible story.
Read MorePeppermints and a Desperate Letter
Lynley Jones
A desperate letter from boarding school. Remember, you are my last hope that delicious food can again be enjoyed by the general public.
Read MoreThe Victual Forensics Department
Lynley Jones
In this penultimate post, we use advanced culinary analytics to assess Charles' omelette making techniques, and consider the side effects of hypnosis.
Read MoreLake Lachrymose Cooking School
Lynley Jones
This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.
Read MoreA Meal with an Anxious Clown
Lynley Jones
This week we contemplate serious grammatical errors, fried zucchini, and a bear who can't take a joke.
Read MoreCupcakes and Catastrophe
Lynley Jones
This week, all is not as it appears to be, and Sunny tells it like it is. And there's cupcakes.
Read MoreUnfortunate Porridge and a Baleful Breakfast
Lynley Jones
This week we avoid cannibals and reveal an evil plot to destroy breakfast.
Read MoreA Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning
Lynley Jones
Season 1 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 1-4, and the first irresponsible season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.
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