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Adventures in food for curious cooks.

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Unfortunate Cooking

Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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A Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets

Lynley Jones

This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.

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categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Isadora Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Prufrock Preparatory School, Aunt Josephine, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, couplets, wk1

Lake Lachrymose Cooking School

Lynley Jones

This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.

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categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, Aunt Josephine, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Lake Lachrymose, lemony snicket, Bon Appetit, cooking school, advanced baking course, oven partners, Count Olaf, Very Fresh Dill, VFD, wk10

A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning

Lynley Jones

Season 1 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 1-4, and the first irresponsible season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

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categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, VFD, Baudelaires, lemony snicket, Count Olaf, puttanesca, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, chocolate pudding, Mr. Poe, oatmeal, cupcakes, coconut cream cake, Uncle Monty, potstickers, Stephano, Aunt Josephine, Anxious Clown, Lake Lachrymose, cover, landing page