Mr. Remora's Bananas

April 21, 2018Lynley Jones

The misuse of bananas can drive one to a life of villainy or insanity. This recipe for a Very Fashionable Dish might help.

categories Season 2
tags a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate recipes, wk3, The Austere Academy, Prufrock Preparatory School, Mr. Remora, Mrs. Bass, bananas, library, Lake Lachrymose, VFD, Volunteer Fire Department

Ode to a Burrito

April 14, 2018Lynley Jones

This week, we bring our own lunch to an infiltration. And, I'm sorry to say, there's also Carmelita Spats.

categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Prufrock Preparatory School, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, couplets, burritos, Larry the Waiter, cafeteria, Lake Lachrymose, lunch, The Austere Academy, Lemony Snicket, wk2, poem

Follow A Series of Unfortunate Recipes

March 24, 2018Lynley Jones

If you are not currently wearing an elaborate disguise that prevents you from eating, you may enjoy these recipes from my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans' true culinary history. Come for the delicious food; stay for the terrible story.

categories Follow
tags unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, Count Olaf, Baudelaires, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, sunny, Stephano, puttanesca, Uncle Monty, coconut cream cake, potstickers, VFD, Lake Lachrymose, Peppermint Pretzel Bark

The Victual Forensics Department

April 30, 2017Lynley Jones

In this penultimate post, we use advanced culinary analytics to assess Charles' omelette making techniques, and consider the side effects of hypnosis.

categories Season 1
tags Lake Lachrymose, VFD, the miserable mill, Charles and Sir, Dr. Orwell, Count Olaf, Dr. Orwell and Shirley, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, wk12

Lake Lachrymose Cooking School

April 14, 2017Lynley Jones

This week, I cannot bear to tell you what happened at cooking school. And a decent person like you should be spending your time at a nicer website anyway.

categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, Aunt Josephine, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Lake Lachrymose, lemony snicket, Bon Appetit, cooking school, advanced baking course, oven partners, Count Olaf, Very Fresh Dill, VFD, wk10

Cold Comfort and Chilled Soup

April 02, 2017Lynley Jones

This week we find a desperate message from Lake Lachrymose in the off season.

categories Season 1
tags Aunt Josephine, Klaus Baudelaire, Lake Lachrymose, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate events, The Wide Window, wk8

A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning

February 10, 2017Lynley Jones

Season 1 of my Vexingly Foodish Documentation of the Baudelaire orphans. Based on Lemony Snicket's research in Books 1-4, and the first irresponsible season of the Netflix documentary. Come for the delicious recipes. Stay for the terrible story.

categories Season 1
tags a series of unfortunate events, VFD, Baudelaires, lemony snicket, Count Olaf, puttanesca, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, chocolate pudding, Mr. Poe, oatmeal, cupcakes, coconut cream cake, Uncle Monty, potstickers, Stephano, Aunt Josephine, Anxious Clown, Lake Lachrymose, cover, landing page

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Unfortunate Cooking

Mr. Remora's Bananas

April 21, 2018Lynley Jones

Ode to a Burrito

April 14, 2018Lynley Jones

Follow A Series of Unfortunate Recipes

March 24, 2018Lynley Jones

The Victual Forensics Department

April 30, 2017Lynley Jones

Lake Lachrymose Cooking School

April 14, 2017Lynley Jones

Cold Comfort and Chilled Soup

April 02, 2017Lynley Jones

A Series of Unfortunate Recipes: The Bland Beginning

February 10, 2017Lynley Jones