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A Calamitous Cafeteria, and a Couple of Couplets

April 07, 2018Lynley Jones

This week, we cope with the repetitive stress of a second Netflix season and bad cafeteria food, by writing couplets.

categories Season 2
tags Count Olaf, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, Isadora Quagmire, Violet Baudelaire, Klaus Baudelaire, Sunny Baudelaire, Prufrock Preparatory School, Aunt Josephine, The Anxious Clown, Carmelita Spats, lasagna, macaroni and cheese, couplets, wk1

The Victual Forensics Department

April 30, 2017Lynley Jones

In this penultimate post, we use advanced culinary analytics to assess Charles' omelette making techniques, and consider the side effects of hypnosis.

categories Season 1
tags Lake Lachrymose, VFD, the miserable mill, Charles and Sir, Dr. Orwell, Count Olaf, Dr. Orwell and Shirley, a series of unfortunate events, unfortunate cooking, unfortunate recipes, unfortunate events, Lucky Smells Lumbermill, wk12